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Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

jomz-jonah-jameson-ii:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

- Hail Hydra

(via satanthefabulous)

sapient-wartortle:

archmasterjazzy:

linzstuck:

posts saying white cis males suck

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posts saying all men suck

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friends reblogging those posts

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The last one hit me hard. 

This hit 11,000+ reblogs so fast. I reblogged after hours ago and it only had about 1,000.

(via archmasterjazzy)

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

(via looking-for-talaska)

89ravenclaw:

Chrom’s Stupid Face Appreciation Post 

(via archmasterjazzy)

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